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Friday, August 2, 2013

Hey Racist, You're Bad At Science.


Sometimes I just feel like writing little monologues:

“Hey racist, you’re bad at science. I looked it up, the only thing that someone’s skin color can tell you about a person is how much sun their ancestors got. The hotter it was where my ancestors lived the darker my skin is now. So right there your argument is flawed. And your understanding of biology is flawed. Your skin doesn’t tell your brain what to do and how to act, your skin just sits there like a bitchy shirt or something. The only thing your skin tells your brain is how much something hurts or how good something feels, that’s literally it. Next time you’re sizing someone up  based on their skin color; keep in mind the only solid information you have to go on is about how gorgeously sunny it was where their people were from.  Besides; we actually all do come from the same place, at the end of the day we all started off as fish-lizards…as is my understanding of it. We were all fish who started walking and we looked like we were half fish and half lizard. We had these bitchin’ teeth, we had faces like crocodiles and…actually you know what? We were all just fish at one point. We all started out as fish. Your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandparents were fish, so get over yourself. “


 -APE-

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